solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

Forreal though.

(via your-kiss-was-poison)

annaxbeth:

smashedthegnomie:

That last gif….

Bill. Fucking. Nye.

Can’t go wrong with him. He is the shit.

(via armaniblanco)

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

(via leauxcalbelle)

gif-guys:

"Hey man, you go down first and let me know how it is"

(via toremyheartout)

slutframing:

Teacher: You guys i actually have alot of homework to grade

Me:

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It’s actually not. A lot of schools mandate that teachers give a certain amount of homework. If you think being a high school student is hard, try multiplying the workload by 100, then adding on all of the professional obligations that a teacher has (lesson plans, professional developments, required observation, continued education, copy making, room cleaning, poster making, system setting, procedure developing) and THEN add on the fact that they are never ever allowed to plan a lesson that doesn’t mystify every person in the room because that isn’t “engaging” enough, and you got yourself what it’s actually like to be a teacher. Think about that the next time you wanna complain about the work that you have to do in order to develop your brain so that you can be prepared for college. Think about the people whose jobs and livelihoods come from making sure that you succeed.

(via toremyheartout)

(via fuckyoubitchhahahahhahaha)

I wouldn't be afraid of spiders if I could just talk to them, you know?

  • Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
  • Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
  • Me: We cool?
  • Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
  • Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
  • Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
  • Me: So...can I get out now?
  • Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
  • Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
  • Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.

daughterofprometheus:

deducecanoe:

ruthpower:

Bill Nye is my favorite

Dawkins needs to get over himself

Bam. Dawkins is a jerk.

Dawkins looks like he is being physically repelled by Bill Nye’s presence. Like Bill has this aura that pushes back assholes or something.

(via samhasham)

troyler-4-life:

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

I love your dad.

(via misslyndseywood)

rneerkat:

thisisnotlogansblog:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

is there a month between april and june? 

may be

you can’t answer your own jokes

“why did the chicken cross the road?” “why” “sorry cant answer my own jokes ur gonna have to find the solution yourself”

(via samhasham)

derinthemadscientist:

hotdog-ouroboros:

thank you, giant cynical owl

giant cynical owl

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

Whales and Tumblr

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eus-mylus:

daynapapaya:

"Frozen is a Disney classic"

I can actually agree with this, b/c it did get really old really fast.

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hu1dfan:

pazuzugodking:

bettydays:

I have a story.

So my sister got run over by a car once. It was a pretty big deal. Well like a year later she got into a little fender bender and was really bent out of shape about it, so I went and got her a cake. 

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When I put in my order for the cake, the guy at the bakery asked, “Do you want it to say anything?”

And with a perfectly straight face, I said, “‘Sorry you got hit by a car again.’”

He narrowed his eyes a moment, then nodded and wrote it down, and took it to kitchen to get the writing done.

All the way from the back of the kitchen, I hear a woman shout, “‘Again’?!”

I always laugh at this.

AGAIN!! hahaha

(via miss-nobody13)

pardonmewhileipanic:

akinators-boyfriend:

nobody came to his birthday party

SHUT UP OKAY THAT MADE ME REALLY FREAKING SAD OKAY LOOK HOW SWEET AND CUTE HE LOOKS POOR BABY 

i don’t even know this snake and i feel guilty for not being there

(via fearlessaint)