are you fucking kidding me

girlwholovesdragons:

zanetheaiden:

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Heh, I play the cello, I’ll bet this is an interesting article.

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tru

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Jesus fucking christ dont get me started on moving the damn thing

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Pretty much…

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They cause die

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Yeah thats

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Me. Thats me.

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Motherfucker you wanna play

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IT GOT BETTER

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fitnessfoodfabulous:

astheoddityfallsdown:

veganvibez:

Why is it such a hard concept to grasp that cows milk is for baby cows and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that soy milk is for baby soybeans and not humans

why is it such a hard concept to grasp that trix are for kids and not rabbits

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radicalmuscle:

Men who publish nudes sent by close female friends or past loved ones are scum.

Media outlets who congratulate the man for doing so while calling the woman a derogatory term instead of talking about how he betrayed her trust are trash.

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swiggityswagurfab:


This guy would survive a horror movie.

This guy would survive a horror movie.

Every single time this comes up on my dash it gets funnier. Like I just fell of of my bed from laughing so hard

He hit him with a lamp.

I love his freedom pants.

im crying omg

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lightuplikeafirefly:

intergalacticbarbie:

Time is a cruel unforgiving mistress

Least his eyebrows stayed the same

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jaclcfrost:

u think i am walking around the house with a blanket around my shoulders because i cold but in actuality it is my cloak and i am on an adventure

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ruinedchildhood:

I think we all know who leaked Jennette McCurdy’s nudes

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musicfanatic1997:

mizzhabibi:

Tupac’s acting wasn’t acting..that nigga was on one lol

bishop is one side of pac

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nijimei:

cherucat:

straight people are  so weird wtf like heres a drawing of two animals in love but one has eyelashes so you know these are Straight Animals

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daniidaze:

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

Everyday

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sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

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xxxkit:

imagine niagara falls….. but chocolate milk

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