Disappointing Popsicle Jokes

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rayesbrain:

Behold my new life motto

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guerillasforever:

I’ll tell you whats wrong with society. No one drinks from the skulls of their enemies anymore.

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funkies:

drake got me thinkin bout my ex and i dont even have an ex

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the-arena-ballerina:

neptunain:

christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”

"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"

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myutsuu:

for that pepsi-hating vampire in your life

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thefawnprincess:

thyartismordor:

amifunnyyetor:

suitsandorcleavage:

condoleezza-ricearoni:

pie-sandwich:

Insomnia

whoa

I’m bothered by how the outlet and plug don’t match

thats the point of the piece. she has insomnia so she cant “plug in” to sleeping. 

this is fucking perfect holy fuck

Me right now

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I just want to have a completely adventurous, passionate, weird life.

Jeff Buckley, on moving to New York (via bl-ossomed)

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zenec:

me as a parent

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When someone calls me attractive image

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Few persons ever reflect, as I should imagine, that from the evil of other men something of evil is communicated to themselves. And so the feeling of sorrow which has gathered strength at sight of the misfortunes of others is with difficulty repressed in our own.

Socrates, from Plato’s Republic (via sisyphean-revolt)

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castieltherebel:

conquerorwurm:

computeraidedenrichmentblog:

smokywarfare:

If the multiverse theory is true, then there’s a universe where it isn’t.

Multiverse theory doesn’t cover paradoxical situations

Except in the universe where it does

i’m having an aneurysm

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