vaginal-erection:

same

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espeonchan:

“why don’t poor people just get a job?”

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ruinedchildhood:

umm

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aimso:

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

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How I feel after waking up from naps.

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tokachiku:

hardcoreandmetalbitch:

One of the best scenes of Malcolm in the Middle ever.

that fucking kid took one for the team

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arirainunite:

danstrudel:

nomorecops:

ranchdepressing:

if that mouse had pants he would shit them
the cat LUNGES at him and then just lovingly boops him omg
I am dying

Wild domesticated shit

Next time on, “I shouldn’t be alive”

Aw

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ecstasysmom:

Girl all you gotta do is divide 48 by four it’s literally the easiest part

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Reblog if you’re not homophobic

archdvmon:

I just had an argument with my homophobic Dad, and he doesn’t think that many people support gay rights. Let’s show him wrong.

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timelady-of-221b:

joeeatspeople:

yesidolikecoatsbigtime:

Types of people who romanticize small town life:

  1. People who didn’t grow up in small towns

#THE LOCALS AREN’T QUIRKY#THEY’RE RACIST

#THERE’S NOTHING TO DO
#EVERYONE’S ON DRUGS

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moniquill:

gwydtheunusual:

too—weird-to-live:

zafojones:

Circus Tree: Six individual sycamore trees were shaped, bent, and braided to form this.

how the hell do you bend and braid a tree

Actually pretty easy. Trees don’t reject tissue from other trees in the same family. You bend the tree to another tree when it is a sapling, scrape off the bark on both trees where they touch, add some damp sphagnum moss around them to keep everything slightly moist and bind them together. 
Then wait a few years- The trees will have grown together. 

You can use a similar technique to graft a lemon branch or a lime branch or even both- onto an orange tree and have one tree that has all three fruits.

Frankentrees.

Here, maybe seeing the baby version will make it more clear:

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captaindadam:

George Takei is a universal treasure.

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get-dressed-get-blessed:

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

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